My Take on the 87th Annual Academy Awards

[Disclaimer: I haven’t seen any Best Picture nominees.  In fact, the only movie I’ve seen that was nominated for anything was Unbroken.  I’ll be DVRing Citizenfour tonight on HBO, but who knows when I’ll get to it.]

I don’t know that it was the worst Oscars broadcast ever, but it’s the one I have least enjoyed watching, and that includes when James Franco and Anne Hathaway co-hosted.

I really like Neil Patrick Harris, but watching him last night was like watching a penguin run the 50-yard dash.

That said, the opening number was spectacular.

I’m glad that I no longer have to worry about getting The Theory of Everything and The Imitation Game mixed up.

Jonathan Kimble (J.K.) Simmons: I’ve enjoyed him in everything he’s been in that I’ve seen and am glad he finally got his recognition.  However, if you own a Farmers Policy, don’t be surprised if your premium jumps significantly next month.

Eddie Redmayne: Probably could have won his award just from the preview of Theory alone.  That said, with Birdman getting the love that it did, I’m sure Michael Keaton felt a lot like Bill Murray did when he didn’t win for Lost in Translation.  I wouldn’t blame him. And by the way…

…When did Birdman or: (How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) get the additional parenthetical title?  I guess Birdman (The Desolation of Smaug) was too confusing.

John Travolta: Thanks for being a good sport, but leave the awkward touching to Biden.

Do you think Richard Linklater got any sleep last night?

Could they have used a more unflattering picture of Robin Williams during the “In Memoriam” segment?

Breaking news: Meryl Streep was just nominated again for rolling out of bed this morning.

Cheryl Boone Isaacs: Great speech, but you will forever be known as “The Dick Poop Lady.”

I’m glad Lonnie “Common” Lynn and John “Legend” Stephens won for “Glory” (Seriously, did “Everything is Awesome” even stand a chance?).  However, I still think Adele should have won again for Skyfall.

The correct pronuciation of “Oyelowo” is kwuh-ven-zhuh-nay.

Although I can get annoyed with awards shows, I still love movies and look forward to watching both the winners and non-winners that were nominated this year.

Attention, NCAA!

Only in the NCAA can something go from “Sweet” to “Elite” to “Final.” I think it’s time we look into changing up some of those labels.  Here are my proposals:

Sweet Sixteen is OK because that works on different levels.

Elite Eight seems…well…elite. I don’t want to think of the players sitting around and drinking tea with their pinkies pointed up.  Suggested alternatives: The Enlightened Eight; Eight ISN’T Enough; The E-mazing Eight; Super 8;

Final Four is misleading because there is technically another round played after that, so there really isn’t anything final about it.  Suggested Alternatives: The Four Musketeers; The Fantastic Four (or The Fantastic Mr. Four for Wes Anderson fans); Four for Fighting; Four on the Floor;

Have you noticed that the Championship Game mentions nothing about only 2 teams being left in the competition? Why stop the naming thing at 4? Suggested Alternatives: Tantalizing Two; Turrible Two (a shout-out to Sir Charles); Two Enter, One Leaves;

The winner will be referred to as The One and Only; that is, until the following March.

The Queen of the Antilles

I recently got back after spending a memorable week in Cuba. No, not Cuba, Missouri. The actual Cuba. The fact that Cuba is so close to the US yet “just out of reach” has always given it a mysterious appeal to me. I studied it in 9th grade history, read The Old Man and The Sea for a book report (because it was so short), and learned the legend of its homegrown—albeit fictitious—son, Tony Montana (a.k.a. “Scarface”). But other than what history and pop culture tell you, there’s really no way to know what Cuba is like unless you go there yourself or speak to someone who’s been there. My parents gave it a glowing review after they visited with an organized tour several years ago, so I decided if I ever got the opportunity to go there, I would. Fortunately, the opportunity came before I got too old.

I went as a member of a church mission team—perhaps one of the easiest ways for an American to get to Cuba, although the application process is far from easy. You need to apply for a special license through an organization called OFAC (Office of Foreign Assets Control, which falls under the Department of the Treasury). Licenses cover family visits, official government travel, journalistic activities, religious activities (how I got there), humanitarian projects, and so on. Even though there were extra steps needed, the turnaround went relatively quickly. We applied for our visas and licenses maybe a month before our scheduled departure date and had everything ready to go.

Rather than stay in hotels, our group divided up and stayed in casas particulares. A casa is essentially the equivalent to a bed & breakfast. There are two main advantages to staying in a casa: 1) you’ll pay a lot less than you would in most hotels; 2) you get to interact with locals or other travelers who may happen to be staying in the same casa. I developed a strong relationship with my casa’s owners: a middle-aged couple with 3-year old boy. The casa was basically a four-story walkup with a couple of units on each floor. The room I shared with another member of my team had two bedrooms, one bath, a living area with a fridge, and a balcony offering a very nice view of Obispo Street (one of the main drags in Havana; Think “Bourbon Street” or “Duval Street”). Breakfast was not provided, but we were within walking distance of the Hotel Inglaterra, which offered a very nice buffet breakfast for about USD $6.

Some other randomly assorted thoughts on my experience in Cuba:

The first rule of Cuba is: You do not talk politics in Cuba. The second rule of Cuba is: You do not talk politics in Cuba. Luckily for me, I don’t like talking about politics while I’m in the US, so that was pretty easy for me to follow. Still, there were some Cubans I spoke to who brought up the difficulties they are facing under the current regime. I had to very cautiously sidestep while making sure they understood that I was sympathetic. You know the expression, “The walls have ears?” Well, the walls in Cuba literally do have ears, and I didn’t want to test how sharp they were.

I was struck (though not necessarily surprised) by how kind and approachable the people were. Some even went out of their way to mention that, despite the friction between our governments, Cuban people are very supportive of Americans. A couple of them even asked me what Americans think of Cuba. My response was that we think of Cuba as a mysterious, unknown place, but that doesn’t mean that we don’t want to understand it. Many Cubans have relatives living in the United States, and this provides a stronger link between the two countries than any geopolitical force could.

Che Guevara’s image is known to many. It has appeared on t-shirts, coffee mugs, and even on my room keychain at the place where I stayed in Havana. In Cuba, you can’t go very far without seeing his likeness painted on a wall or elsewhere. After being exposed so many times, you might be happy to know that I never caught “Che Fever” and had absolutely no desire to purchase anything bearing his likeness.

As I mentioned above, I read one of Ernest Hemingway’s classics back in the day. Even though I’ve only read two or three of his books, I’ve become a fan of his through my life experiences. I lived in Tanzania for two years (and climbed Kilimanjaro), I visited his home in Key West, and now, I also have Cuba. My casa was only a block away from a famous bar called El Floridita. This bar is famous for two things: 1) being the birthplace of the Daiquiri; 2) being a place where Hemingway hung out whenever he was in Havana (Ezra Pound and Graham Greene also hung out there). There is even a statue of “Papa” Hemingway at the end of the bar, where he used to sit. I went there and had a daiquiri just because. Nothing too memorable, but I’m also not a daiquiri fan. I did not get a chance to visit La Bodeguita del Medio, which is the birthplace of the mojito. Maybe on the next trip.

I was warned about how bland the food is in Cuba. Granted, it doesn’t have the zippy flavor that Mexican food does, but it’s still good in its own right. I was even pleasantly surprised to find a Cuban Sandwich on the menu of a restaurant we visited (in case you’re wondering, it’s known there as a “Port Sandwich”).

And while we’re talking food…

Going out for Chinese food in Havana seemed intriguing on the surface, but it was anything but. Stick with what the Cubans do best and wait for everything else until you get back home. That said, I’m sure Cubans who’ve never tried Chinese food elsewhere may not feel as strongly on the issue.

Though I may disagree with the US government on many issues, I will always be glad that I can complain about it openly and not get arrested for doing so.

One of the inside jokes I had with another travel companion was, “Why do they call [the drink] a Cuba Libre when Cuba isn’t libre (free)? I don’t know what the future holds for Cuba, but the fact that tourists are allowed in and that a form of religious freedom is now being allowed has the makings of better things to come. Of course, there is always the possibility that too much too soon could be detrimental (see Russia), but I’m hoping that the changes are gradual enough to prevent that from happening. Of course, there is a chance that nothing more will occur within my lifetime or even at all. Whatever happens, I’m glad I had the rare opportunity to visit and experience a country that not many people get to experience firsthand.

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Best in “Show?”

As usual, here is my take on last night’s Oscars™.  Whether you agree or not, I’d be interested in hearing what you think.

I have a feeling that Barkhad Abdi and Bruce Dern won’t be nominated again for best anything.  I was hoping at least one of them would pull off the upset, but that seldom happens with “sympathy nominees.”

I really like Ellen DeGeneres, but I was hoping that she would push her game a little bit and not rely so much on audience bits.  I was rather disappointed.  If I produced the show, I would be reluctant to ask her back after that one.

During Jared Leto’s acceptance speech, it quickly became apparent that winners either weren’t going to be played off or they weren’t going to be played off if they were saying something important.  I got really worried about that, but it ended up working out OK.  Everyone pretty much kept it running relatively smoothly.

I didn’t get the Kim Novak thing at all.  It’ll be interesting to see what The Soup does with her this week.

I’m surprised U2 hasn’t completed the EGOT yet.  Come to think of it, they haven’t won the Pomme d’Or or the James Beard Award either.

New rule: If you get 2 Oscar™ wins, your name gets taken out of the pool for future nominations.  If you have 2 awards, everyone already knows how good you are, and it really doesn’t matter what you do after that.

Maybe John Travolta was still basking in Adele’s win for Best Song from last year.  Nah, there’s no way around that one.  Even if someone had pulled a Ron Burgundy with the teleprompter, he should have practiced saying “Idina Menzel.”

And speaking of:

I’m not a professional singer or voice coach, but even I could tell that she had a rough night.  I felt for her.

I haven’t seen 12 Years A Slave or Dallas Buyers Club, but I feel like Chiwetel should have walked away with the hardware for Best Actor [I have now seen both and feel the same way].  The Best Picture win makes up for it, though.  Sort of.

I kind of got where Matthew McConaughey was trying to go with his acceptance speech, but I think it ultimately backfired on him.

I like Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams, but I need a break from them.  Needless to say, it may be a while before I watch American Hustle.

I’d like to see more black people win for something other than playing a slave, servant, etc.

At the end of the day (or night, as it were), there is really no telling who was actually the “best” in a given category, and I think the same holds true every year.  Even David Edelstein—movie critic David Edelstein—argues that the Academy Awards are “a game” and that winners are not necessarily the ones most deserving.  It’s kind of like the reality show The Taste.  The winner of that show admitted that she was not the best chef in the competition, but she won because she stayed till the end and had the best final round against chefs who were better than her.  It didn’t necessarily make her the best chef of the competition, but she bested the others when it mattered.  So go the Academy Awards.

Despite the self-congratulatory nature of these awards, I always look forward to watching them, and my interest in film gets rekindled even further with each year that goes by.  I have ideas for screenplays and documentaries, and I always spend the Monday after the Oscars™ thinking, “Could I make something that might one day be nominated or—perhaps—even win?”  Hey, if Bad Grandpa can get nominated for something, then maybe there is hope.

Sochi, We Hardly Knew Yi

My final thoughts on the Sochi Olympics and NBC’s coverage of it.  I’d be interested in hearing any of yours, too.

The fact that no act of terror occurred automatically makes the Games a success.

Bob Costas is a trooper, but it made my eyes sting just looking at him.

There’s absolutely no reason for 2-man luge.  There may not even be a reason for 1-man luge.

Canada owns hockey.  There’s just no arguing or getting around that.

We can go back to not worrying about figure skating anymore until Pyeongchang.

Primetime coverage of events that have already happened seems even more irrelevant now than four years ago.  You pretty much have to stay off the computer and TV all day to avoid spoilers.  I can understand, though, why it will continue to be done in future Olympics.  Do you remember the Triplecast train wreck?

I don’t know that Putin’s PR has been (or should be) improved by the Games, but I definitely have more of an affinity for Russian people and a desire to visit Russia (not that I didn’t have an affinity for either before the Olympics).

For some reason, I’m still very leery of the IOC and how it operates.  Maybe it’s just me.

I’m OK with the US not winning the most (gold) medals.

I found the “Nancy & Tonya” documentary enlightening, but it doesn’t ever need to be brought up again.  Not on the 30th anniversary.  Not on the 40th anniversary.  I think Nancy and Tonya would agree.

The Olympic Ring fail being referenced in the Closing Ceremonies was pure genius.

I have every expectation that Rio will deliver.  Looking forward to 2016.